She threw everything out the window but herself.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

“Not even a god can undo what another god has done”

The story of Hyacinth and Apllo

9 hours ago

Really pretty name I just heard

Hyacinth

10 hours ago

Plan Zed Zed Alpha Zed

Moving right along, in the wrong direction.

Venus fly trap has ONCE AGAIN tightened its jaws on me.

FUCK YOU SEATTLE

At least if I’m going to be stuck here, it might as well be in Seattle.

Sky Chronicles Log 3:

And the sky? Fuck the sky, it doesn’t care about me.

14 hours ago

shetoldmesomemore:

has anyone else ever heard of Amelia Bedelia?

I was quite obsessed with those books as a child. Why? because I thought I was the same as Amelia. The way I perceived the world was just like her.

I remember one book when they told her christmas was around the corner so she went down the block and around the corner looking for christmas. Thats something I would have done.

6 days ago

douglasmartini:

It’s almost 2010, and we still don’t have flying cars.

The future is wack, son.

6 days ago

Best halloween night evar!

Started drinking

went to bus stop to go to black lodge

drnak some at bus stop

had a good time with costume people on the bus

got off got some beer and walked to black lodge

drank and had a great time at the lodge

I started passing out from being drunk and being awake since 7 am on 5 hours of sleep

galen was wasted and had turned 21 at midnight

Allen and Candy got us kicked out cause they were making out hardcore

so we got a cab

and 5 dollars into the fair

galen puked all over the outside of the car

and the cab driver was trying to make us pay 120 bucks for puke fee

Cab driver pulled over cops in the middle of the road

we got out gave money for the fair so far

while the cab driver tried to tell the cops to make us pay 120 bucks

and the cops were like year right, thats what you get for picking up drunk people

so we walk home from the ave and 45

walked 30 blocks home

haha

sounds kinda aweful

but it was more than fucking hilarious

1 week ago

our halloween crew

I dont have a picture but this is who we are

Allen - belt dweller (??) from fallout 2

Galen - Abraham Lincon

Candy - Aduery Hepburn

Drew (me!) - Scenster

We are a crew alright.. lol!

1 week ago

thedailywhat:

Clip + Save of the Day: Common Methodologies of Monster Vanquishing.

Quite possibly the most useful chart ever.

Embiggen.

[via.]

This is important, life saving knowledge that everyone should learn.

1 week ago

Party tonight

At the black lodge

My costume?

Scenster, because the clothes I put on today make me look like one.

Perfect last minute costume!

1 week ago

I give advice but I barely even follow it myself!

Him: most likely, i will find someone that i will eventually propose to. and eventually she will kill me. she will either say no... and that will be the end... or say yes and find out.. that i wasn't good enough for her, and her cheating on me, and that will be it
Me: your too hard on yourself
Me: life is a big steaming pile of shit. You just have to accept that its not going to go your way whenever you want. some people might not like you when you like them deeply. Thats part of human nature. You cant disregard that without disregarding your own feelings
Me: with success comes failure
Me: its just part of life
Me: it sucks
Me: it hurts
Me: but we get over it
Me: and move on
Me: I know it might be hard sometimes
Me: but you cant always be looking at all the negative shit
Me: because you'll never see anything positive even if its staring you right in the face
Me: and I feel like a self help book right now
Me: but all of this is true
Him: i wish i could share you optimism. but i can't.you know, i'd be lucky to play out the scenario i just laid out. but in reality, i'm going to be alone. i'm never going to find someone. i'm going to die alone.
Me: if you keep thinking like that then you will
Him: then i guess it will happen
Me: you have to just think positively wake up and see the sun coming in your window and think, today is a new day and anything is possible
Me: go out for the sake of going out
Me: and doing nothing and everything
Me: just walk around
Me: without any expectations
Me: you might meet someone and talk to them you might not and end up spending the day alone
Me: but in the end at least you did something
Me: its hard for me too you know
Me: I will spend days even weeks moping around my room
Me: depressed and wanting to kill myself
Me: and then one day I will wake up and make myself feel okay for that one day
Me: and that one day will be the new best day I've had in forever
Me: and it may only be one day
Me: but at least its something
Him: i can't have that
Him: any of it
Me: you cant have it because you wont let yourself have it
Me: stop saying cant
Me: and just do
Me: stop saying "I'll be miserable forever"
Him: you're right. i won't let myself have it
Me: just forget about it
Him: because i don't deserve it
Me: just ignore how you feel
Me: you do deserve it
Me: every single human on this planet does
Him: i don't
Me: and you are no exception
Me: I'd slap you right now for being in such deep denial seriously
Me: stop saying no
Me: if you cant say anything nice then dont say anything at all
Me: stop saying anything if you cant say yes
Him: then i guess i won't say anything at all
Me: its a start
Me: if you keep telling yourself negative shit then you'll never ever make any progress at life
1Me: so stop saying negative shit
Me: that doesn't mean you have to say positive shit

1 week ago

thedailywhat:

Buy This: Full-body zombie “Anatomy Suit” from The Horror Dome.

Ain’t no costume party like a zombie costume party cuz a zombie costume party don’t stop unless you shoot it in the brain.

[via.]

Wow… now THATS a zombie.

1 week ago