She threw everything out the window but herself.
Sometimes you just have to hit the restart button without shutting down first.
When life fails, throw out the kitchen sink.
Plan Zed Zed Alpha Zed
Moving right along, in the wrong direction.
Venus fly trap has ONCE AGAIN tightened its jaws on me.
FUCK YOU SEATTLE
At least if I’m going to be stuck here, it might as well be in Seattle.
Sky Chronicles Log 3:
And the sky? Fuck the sky, it doesn’t care about me.
14 hours agohas anyone else ever heard of Amelia Bedelia?
I was quite obsessed with those books as a child. Why? because I thought I was the same as Amelia. The way I perceived the world was just like her.
I remember one book when they told her christmas was around the corner so she went down the block and around the corner looking for christmas. Thats something I would have done.
6 days ago6 days agoIt’s almost 2010, and we still don’t have flying cars.
The future is wack, son.
Best halloween night evar!
Started drinking
went to bus stop to go to black lodge
drnak some at bus stop
had a good time with costume people on the bus
got off got some beer and walked to black lodge
drank and had a great time at the lodge
I started passing out from being drunk and being awake since 7 am on 5 hours of sleep
galen was wasted and had turned 21 at midnight
Allen and Candy got us kicked out cause they were making out hardcore
so we got a cab
and 5 dollars into the fair
galen puked all over the outside of the car
and the cab driver was trying to make us pay 120 bucks for puke fee
Cab driver pulled over cops in the middle of the road
we got out gave money for the fair so far
while the cab driver tried to tell the cops to make us pay 120 bucks
and the cops were like year right, thats what you get for picking up drunk people
so we walk home from the ave and 45
walked 30 blocks home
haha
sounds kinda aweful
but it was more than fucking hilarious
1 week agoour halloween crew
I dont have a picture but this is who we are
Allen - belt dweller (??) from fallout 2
Galen - Abraham Lincon
Candy - Aduery Hepburn
Drew (me!) - Scenster
We are a crew alright.. lol!
1 week ago
Clip + Save of the Day: Common Methodologies of Monster Vanquishing.
Quite possibly the most useful chart ever.
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This is important, life saving knowledge that everyone should learn.
1 week agoParty tonight
At the black lodge
My costume?
Scenster, because the clothes I put on today make me look like one.
Perfect last minute costume!
1 week agoI give advice but I barely even follow it myself!
- Him: most likely, i will find someone that i will eventually propose to. and eventually she will kill me. she will either say no... and that will be the end... or say yes and find out.. that i wasn't good enough for her, and her cheating on me, and that will be it
- Me: your too hard on yourself
- Me: life is a big steaming pile of shit. You just have to accept that its not going to go your way whenever you want. some people might not like you when you like them deeply. Thats part of human nature. You cant disregard that without disregarding your own feelings
- Me: with success comes failure
- Me: its just part of life
- Me: it sucks
- Me: it hurts
- Me: but we get over it
- Me: and move on
- Me: I know it might be hard sometimes
- Me: but you cant always be looking at all the negative shit
- Me: because you'll never see anything positive even if its staring you right in the face
- Me: and I feel like a self help book right now
- Me: but all of this is true
- Him: i wish i could share you optimism. but i can't.you know, i'd be lucky to play out the scenario i just laid out. but in reality, i'm going to be alone. i'm never going to find someone. i'm going to die alone.
- Me: if you keep thinking like that then you will
- Him: then i guess it will happen
- Me: you have to just think positively wake up and see the sun coming in your window and think, today is a new day and anything is possible
- Me: go out for the sake of going out
- Me: and doing nothing and everything
- Me: just walk around
- Me: without any expectations
- Me: you might meet someone and talk to them you might not and end up spending the day alone
- Me: but in the end at least you did something
- Me: its hard for me too you know
- Me: I will spend days even weeks moping around my room
- Me: depressed and wanting to kill myself
- Me: and then one day I will wake up and make myself feel okay for that one day
- Me: and that one day will be the new best day I've had in forever
- Me: and it may only be one day
- Me: but at least its something
- Him: i can't have that
- Him: any of it
- Me: you cant have it because you wont let yourself have it
- Me: stop saying cant
- Me: and just do
- Me: stop saying "I'll be miserable forever"
- Him: you're right. i won't let myself have it
- Me: just forget about it
- Him: because i don't deserve it
- Me: just ignore how you feel
- Me: you do deserve it
- Me: every single human on this planet does
- Him: i don't
- Me: and you are no exception
- Me: I'd slap you right now for being in such deep denial seriously
- Me: stop saying no
- Me: if you cant say anything nice then dont say anything at all
- Me: stop saying anything if you cant say yes
- Him: then i guess i won't say anything at all
- Me: its a start
- Me: if you keep telling yourself negative shit then you'll never ever make any progress at life
- 1Me: so stop saying negative shit
- Me: that doesn't mean you have to say positive shit
Buy This: Full-body zombie “Anatomy Suit” from The Horror Dome.
Ain’t no costume party like a zombie costume party cuz a zombie costume party don’t stop unless you shoot it in the brain.
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Wow… now THATS a zombie.
1 week ago
Over the years I have grown. We have all grown. This is a photo of key points in my life thus far.
Infancy (0-3)
Childhood (4-8)
Pre Teen (9-13)
Teenager (14-18)
“Adult” hood (19-24)
Click for a larger version to see each photo better.
1 week ago
Una Velma para mi, please! - via motifake.com
Velma, si vous plais!
Velma, thats a no brainer.
1 week ago
Star Trek + Nine Inch Nails = Closer
Spock and Kirk TOTALLY had a little relationship on the side. You so know it.
1 week ago