Going to heaven… ?
So you’re driving along and you start seeing signs for Heaven. You think “I have to go there!” So you pull off the right Heaven exit, and you start driving up, and up and up this really tall mountain.
Soon you’re in the clouds and you come to a gate. The angel at the gate says “$10 dollars to park at Heaven”. You’re thinking “well, its Heaven, I have to see this place!” so you pay your $10 dollars and park.
You walk up to a big cloudy area surrounded by another gate. The angel at this gate says “$30 dollar admission”. You pay it because you have to go see Heaven.
You finally get inside and theres a few clouds here and there but nothing too spectacular, and nothing to do. You come to one more gate, and the angel there says “$50 for the tour of Heaven”. You say “Is there any way else to see Heaven?” and the angel replies “This is the only way to see it”.
The way the world is today, this could happen to you!
